stupid ming was late for work one day....
HIs boss roared: WHY ARE U LATE???!!!
Ming: i dream of a football match.
Boss: HOW would that make u late??!!
Ming: Those two team did was on a par(draw), so it last for a very long time for the one team to win.
Boss: u.....!!!!#$#%$$^
Monday, July 9, 2007
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Stupid Ming YOUTH 10
Stupid ming went for a learning course on teeth, and became a dentist.....
Stupid ming is now 31 years old......
Stupid ming love watching boxing. So he alway went to watch one.
One Very fine night, there was a boxing match. Ming went in and watch it.
"beep...beep" the match start....
There was two boxer, one with black pants and another with red pants. Suddenly, the black boxer hit the red boxer in the teeth and Ming Snapped,
" Way to go!!!! yeah!!!! Go GO GO !"
Without warning, The red boxer hit the black boxer in the teeth and once again Ming barked,
" Oh yeah man, that is right! Continue it man!"
Ming alway cheered when one boxer hit another in the teeth....
And this repeat for a few times......( red and black boxer hit each other in the teeth for many many ttimes...)
Once again, the black boxer hit the re boxer in the teeth. And Ming shouted,
"GO!!!!"
Another man asked," who do u support? why do u cheered when the black hit the red and when the red hit the black????"
Ming replied," i am a dentist."
NOTE: ming does not care who hit who but who hit the teeth!!! WHY? because he is a dentist...
If the boxer broke his teeth, he got work and money...!!!!
Stupid ming is now 31 years old......
Stupid ming love watching boxing. So he alway went to watch one.
One Very fine night, there was a boxing match. Ming went in and watch it.
"beep...beep" the match start....
There was two boxer, one with black pants and another with red pants. Suddenly, the black boxer hit the red boxer in the teeth and Ming Snapped,
" Way to go!!!! yeah!!!! Go GO GO !"
Without warning, The red boxer hit the black boxer in the teeth and once again Ming barked,
" Oh yeah man, that is right! Continue it man!"
Ming alway cheered when one boxer hit another in the teeth....
And this repeat for a few times......( red and black boxer hit each other in the teeth for many many ttimes...)
Once again, the black boxer hit the re boxer in the teeth. And Ming shouted,
"GO!!!!"
Another man asked," who do u support? why do u cheered when the black hit the red and when the red hit the black????"
Ming replied," i am a dentist."
NOTE: ming does not care who hit who but who hit the teeth!!! WHY? because he is a dentist...
If the boxer broke his teeth, he got work and money...!!!!
Saturday, June 30, 2007
A Funny Friday
This Friday, after my CCA, i went to Ang kang mall to eat my dinner.
I walked to the 5th floor, the food court there. I went and buy my food to eat.After i bought my food, i walked to a nearby table to eat. Out OF THE BLUE......i heard a loud noise of banging. I looked around and found out the 4th floor is having a renovation, u know that when they renovation, they use equipment to screw screwdriver into don't know where. I continued eating. Suddenly, i heard another banging sound which is louder and some people laughing. Once again i look around and found out that a teenager aged around 15 to 17 was use his leg and knocking against the floor. At first i wonder why he did such a ridiculous action and why did his friends laughed? Then i found out from their conversation that the person renovation is making too much noise for him and he want that person to test his own medicine. Whenever the screw driver sound came, he will use his leg and bang against the floor making the same amount of noise.
Don't u find it so ridiculous???....>>>!!!###
I walked to the 5th floor, the food court there. I went and buy my food to eat.After i bought my food, i walked to a nearby table to eat. Out OF THE BLUE......i heard a loud noise of banging. I looked around and found out the 4th floor is having a renovation, u know that when they renovation, they use equipment to screw screwdriver into don't know where. I continued eating. Suddenly, i heard another banging sound which is louder and some people laughing. Once again i look around and found out that a teenager aged around 15 to 17 was use his leg and knocking against the floor. At first i wonder why he did such a ridiculous action and why did his friends laughed? Then i found out from their conversation that the person renovation is making too much noise for him and he want that person to test his own medicine. Whenever the screw driver sound came, he will use his leg and bang against the floor making the same amount of noise.
Don't u find it so ridiculous???....>>>!!!###
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
My New class
As i got not bad result in my school, i have managed to applied for Higher Chinese(HCL)
.As a results i have to change my class to a new one, 1 humility. It was both a sad and happy news to me....
WHY?
First, i was happy to be able to learn HCL.
I was sad to leave my previous class as there are my good friends and many good classmate.
Now that i have to leave i have to start once again to make new friend.
.As a results i have to change my class to a new one, 1 humility. It was both a sad and happy news to me....
WHY?
First, i was happy to be able to learn HCL.
I was sad to leave my previous class as there are my good friends and many good classmate.
Now that i have to leave i have to start once again to make new friend.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
The End of the Holiday....
Next Monday is the End of the Holiday and it is the Start of the School Days.....
U know what?
Actually i always asked myself one question during all the holiday i experienced.
The Big Question
" It is the resting time or the Hardworking day???"
In simply it mean this holiday is suppose for us, students, teenager or children, to rest or u can said take a break BUT why is there Tons of homework which piles up as high as a mountain?
So What is this kind of holiday? Is it bad Or a Blessing in cover?
So what do u think?
The bright sight or dark sight?
The bright sight - learn something from homework , do not go to school.....???
DARK sight- homework as high as Mt Everest!!!!!
Ask u one question " Have you finished all your school, tuition, home WORK???"
TO tell the truth i am still fighting against the time now to finish my math project and Art work.
Those all my homework not done yet.
SO now the summary....
Your answer???
Holiday Fair or UNfair?
&
Holiday good or bad?
&
the most importion question
" Do u like the holiday???"
Anwer by tagging on the right hand side.
Thank you for reading.....................
U know what?
Actually i always asked myself one question during all the holiday i experienced.
The Big Question
" It is the resting time or the Hardworking day???"
In simply it mean this holiday is suppose for us, students, teenager or children, to rest or u can said take a break BUT why is there Tons of homework which piles up as high as a mountain?
So What is this kind of holiday? Is it bad Or a Blessing in cover?
So what do u think?
The bright sight or dark sight?
The bright sight - learn something from homework , do not go to school.....???
DARK sight- homework as high as Mt Everest!!!!!
Ask u one question " Have you finished all your school, tuition, home WORK???"
TO tell the truth i am still fighting against the time now to finish my math project and Art work.
Those all my homework not done yet.
SO now the summary....
Your answer???
Holiday Fair or UNfair?
&
Holiday good or bad?
&
the most importion question
" Do u like the holiday???"
Anwer by tagging on the right hand side.
Thank you for reading.....................
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Stupid ming YOUTH 9
stupid ming is now 28 years old.....
He went for a car driving test....
Soon it was after the test, Ming went back home.
M= ming , mo =mother.
M: i have finish the driving test.
mo: u become so skinny after the test. i go and cooked u some eggs.
M: No need . the examiner have gave me a big duck egg.
Note: duck egg mean u failed his test.
He went for a car driving test....
Soon it was after the test, Ming went back home.
M= ming , mo =mother.
M: i have finish the driving test.
mo: u become so skinny after the test. i go and cooked u some eggs.
M: No need . the examiner have gave me a big duck egg.
Note: duck egg mean u failed his test.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Stupid Ming YOUTH part 8
Stupid ming is now 26 years old.....
One day, Ming's friend, Tom went to find him.
Tom: Ming i tell u something, but u must help me keep it a secret.
Ming: No problem,i not only will help u keep it a secret, i will let everyone help u keep it a secret.
Tom: u........U.....
Note: 'let everybody help u keep it a secret "mean he would tell to everybody, as if he don't tell them, how would they know and keep it a secret.
One day, Ming's friend, Tom went to find him.
Tom: Ming i tell u something, but u must help me keep it a secret.
Ming: No problem,i not only will help u keep it a secret, i will let everyone help u keep it a secret.
Tom: u........U.....
Note: 'let everybody help u keep it a secret "mean he would tell to everybody, as if he don't tell them, how would they know and keep it a secret.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Stupid Ming part 6
Another 22 years had pass....
Stupid ming is now 121 years old!!!!!--WOW! good to be foolish perhaps because u can live to so long.
Stupid ming was walking in alley when a robber put a knife on his neck.
Stupid ming said," if let me live, i help u know your fate...."
Robber said ," ok, start now."
Stupid ming help him see his fortune by reading his palm.
After a while, stupid ming said sadly,
"your fate is so sad...u will be a gorilla in your next live...."
the robber was so sad he ran away without hurting ming.
A few days later....
Stupid ming went to the forest and came face in face with a big gorilla
Stupid ming is so afraid and shouted," if u let me live, i help u know you fate!"
The gorilla seem to understand and allow him read his palm.
After a while, stupid ming said sadly,
"Your fate is so sad and terrible.... you will be a human in your next life....."
The gorilla let ming go and even led his out of the forest.
people who know what happened to ming all come and said,
"u are so good lucky"
Ming snapped," i learned that under different situation i should said different things.'
Stupid ming is now 121 years old!!!!!--WOW! good to be foolish perhaps because u can live to so long.
Stupid ming was walking in alley when a robber put a knife on his neck.
Stupid ming said," if let me live, i help u know your fate...."
Robber said ," ok, start now."
Stupid ming help him see his fortune by reading his palm.
After a while, stupid ming said sadly,
"your fate is so sad...u will be a gorilla in your next live...."
the robber was so sad he ran away without hurting ming.
A few days later....
Stupid ming went to the forest and came face in face with a big gorilla
Stupid ming is so afraid and shouted," if u let me live, i help u know you fate!"
The gorilla seem to understand and allow him read his palm.
After a while, stupid ming said sadly,
"Your fate is so sad and terrible.... you will be a human in your next life....."
The gorilla let ming go and even led his out of the forest.
people who know what happened to ming all come and said,
"u are so good lucky"
Ming snapped," i learned that under different situation i should said different things.'
Stupid ming YOUTH part 7: patience
Stupid ming is now 24 years old.
Stupid ming went to a company to work.
One day, the boss fired a lot of worker included Ming.
The boss spoke to the batch of fired worker,
"i heard you all wanted to spit saliva on to my grave when i die?"
Ming without thinking barked out,
"boss pls do not worry, i have no patience to wait for my turn to spit saliva!"
Note: " wait for my turn" mean all the fired worker will go to his grave and spit so he said he had no patience
Stupid ming went to a company to work.
One day, the boss fired a lot of worker included Ming.
The boss spoke to the batch of fired worker,
"i heard you all wanted to spit saliva on to my grave when i die?"
Ming without thinking barked out,
"boss pls do not worry, i have no patience to wait for my turn to spit saliva!"
Note: " wait for my turn" mean all the fired worker will go to his grave and spit so he said he had no patience
stupid pair of thief
One thief master scold his disciple but as he is stealing , he put his voice down.
"U stupid! i spent 2 hour here opened 10 safety deposit box and all is empty.
U........U..... now then tell me this is a shop that sell safety deposit box!!!!, go back u see how i punished u!"
"U stupid! i spent 2 hour here opened 10 safety deposit box and all is empty.
U........U..... now then tell me this is a shop that sell safety deposit box!!!!, go back u see how i punished u!"
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Stupid ming YOUTH Part 6
Stupid min was 22 years old.
Stupid ming was arguing about whose father was the fastest with his friends,peter,tom
Peter: My father is the fastest.When the coffee cup is dropping from the table(1metre tall), he could catch the cup in the mid air without breaking it and put back the cup on the table.
Tom: that was nothing!,my father who is at 200m from a big tree, saw a small bird felling down, he could rush there in 1.5 sec and catch the felling bird.
Stupid ming: That was nothing man! ...........my father went to work at 5pm but he reached home at 4:30.
NOTE: the 4:30 is am which is the next morning
Stupid ming was arguing about whose father was the fastest with his friends,peter,tom
Peter: My father is the fastest.When the coffee cup is dropping from the table(1metre tall), he could catch the cup in the mid air without breaking it and put back the cup on the table.
Tom: that was nothing!,my father who is at 200m from a big tree, saw a small bird felling down, he could rush there in 1.5 sec and catch the felling bird.
Stupid ming: That was nothing man! ...........my father went to work at 5pm but he reached home at 4:30.
NOTE: the 4:30 is am which is the next morning
Stupid Ming YOUTH part 5
Stupid ming was 20 years old.
Stupid ming was travelling in a MRT to get to to Chinatown.The train was very crowded.
A pregnant Lady moved in the train but failed to find any seat.She saw ming and spoke
"don't u know i am pregnant?"(she is trying to ask ming to gave her the seat)
"That child is not MINE!!!This child is not mine!!!" said ming
"........................"
Stupid ming was travelling in a MRT to get to to Chinatown.The train was very crowded.
A pregnant Lady moved in the train but failed to find any seat.She saw ming and spoke
"don't u know i am pregnant?"(she is trying to ask ming to gave her the seat)
"That child is not MINE!!!This child is not mine!!!" said ming
"........................"
Friday, June 8, 2007
Stupid ming part 5
Another 22 years had pass,
Stupid ming is now 99 years old-WOW! , he is so old and had not died
One Very Fine day, Ming the old man was walking happily when.....A Big Brown Burly Dog jump on him and bitten him in the hand,
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" barked ming
Angrily, ming took a long rope and tie it to the dog neck, and tied it against a big tree.
Still bleeding, ming quickly ran to the nearby clinic to see a doctor.The doctor examine the wound and ask ming to bring that dog and see him.After checking the dog, it was found out that the dog is a 'mad dog'( a dog that is infected by a disease and when bite another person, that person were be infected and may died)
The doctor advised ming to prepare his coffin as he may died.Ming saw a pen and some paper, and he move there and started writing on the paper.
The doctor saw it and said
"your condition is not that worst, you can still be saved, there is no need to write your will now."
Ming snapped,
"i am not writing my will, i am writing a list of people who i am going to let the dog bite!"
Stupid ming is now 99 years old-WOW! , he is so old and had not died
One Very Fine day, Ming the old man was walking happily when.....A Big Brown Burly Dog jump on him and bitten him in the hand,
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" barked ming
Angrily, ming took a long rope and tie it to the dog neck, and tied it against a big tree.
Still bleeding, ming quickly ran to the nearby clinic to see a doctor.The doctor examine the wound and ask ming to bring that dog and see him.After checking the dog, it was found out that the dog is a 'mad dog'( a dog that is infected by a disease and when bite another person, that person were be infected and may died)
The doctor advised ming to prepare his coffin as he may died.Ming saw a pen and some paper, and he move there and started writing on the paper.
The doctor saw it and said
"your condition is not that worst, you can still be saved, there is no need to write your will now."
Ming snapped,
"i am not writing my will, i am writing a list of people who i am going to let the dog bite!"
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Stupid Ming part 4
Another 22 years pass.......
Stupid ming was now 77 years old-so old
He had spent all his money and become a beggar that very years.
He sit down on a old small rugs , with a bowl infront of him.
A kind young man lives nearby and come across stupid ming.
he give him $50 per day when he goes to work.
A years later, the young man started only giving 25 dollar to stupid ming per day.
Another years later, the young man only give 10 dollar per day.
And finally, another and another years later, he only give 2 dollar per day.
Stupid ming feel very angry and one very 'fine' day, the young man was as usual to go for work.
stupid ming pull on his clothes and asked
"how come u giving me less and less money!~!~!"
"it is because the first year i have married and have a wife, one more person mean one more mouth to feed so i have to give you less in order to feed my wife and myself."
"Then how come u give me 10 dollar only!!!" snapped stupid ming.
"because i have a child the next year and i have to provide it milk, clothes and many other which cost quite a lot so i give u 10 dollar."
"And why did u only give me 2 dollar!!!!!!!!!!!!!"barked stupid ming,
"because i have another child the next year."
" WHY ARE U USING MY MONEY TO FEED YOUR FAMILY!!!!, u !@#$%" roared stupid ming
"???????" came the replied
Stupid ming was now 77 years old-so old
He had spent all his money and become a beggar that very years.
He sit down on a old small rugs , with a bowl infront of him.
A kind young man lives nearby and come across stupid ming.
he give him $50 per day when he goes to work.
A years later, the young man started only giving 25 dollar to stupid ming per day.
Another years later, the young man only give 10 dollar per day.
And finally, another and another years later, he only give 2 dollar per day.
Stupid ming feel very angry and one very 'fine' day, the young man was as usual to go for work.
stupid ming pull on his clothes and asked
"how come u giving me less and less money!~!~!"
"it is because the first year i have married and have a wife, one more person mean one more mouth to feed so i have to give you less in order to feed my wife and myself."
"Then how come u give me 10 dollar only!!!" snapped stupid ming.
"because i have a child the next year and i have to provide it milk, clothes and many other which cost quite a lot so i give u 10 dollar."
"And why did u only give me 2 dollar!!!!!!!!!!!!!"barked stupid ming,
"because i have another child the next year."
" WHY ARE U USING MY MONEY TO FEED YOUR FAMILY!!!!, u !@#$%" roared stupid ming
"???????" came the replied
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Stupid Ming YOUTH part 4
From the basketball court came a 2.1m basketball player who is sweating a lot.
Beside him was one student and stupid ming..They started discussing why that 2.1m man was sweating so much.
M:It is because he is so tall!
A: why does tall affect people sweating???
M:Because he is nearer to sun!!!
A: ?????
Beside him was one student and stupid ming..They started discussing why that 2.1m man was sweating so much.
A=the student , M= stupid ming.
M:It is because he is so tall!
A: why does tall affect people sweating???
M:Because he is nearer to sun!!!
A: ?????
Saturday, May 26, 2007
PTM- Parent-teacher-meeting
I was so worried the few days before as i only know some of my results but not all.
I was worried about what is my position in class, is it top5?, is it top 10? or even last few!
i was also worried about my level position, how did i score?top 10 ?top 40?last 40?
There are also more thing i worried about....
i was worried about my class and level position as
first am i losing to my friends or classmate?
second , Even if i am good enough to get top5 of my class, what if my class was only the average type class so i am worried about my level position.
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This Friday, i finally got back my report book.
i got to admit i am both impressed and happy that i got that kind of good marks.
But i will keep it as secret for now....
As i can use my results to exchange for your results, so i can know each other mark!!!
I was worried about what is my position in class, is it top5?, is it top 10? or even last few!
i was also worried about my level position, how did i score?top 10 ?top 40?last 40?
There are also more thing i worried about....
i was worried about my class and level position as
first am i losing to my friends or classmate?
second , Even if i am good enough to get top5 of my class, what if my class was only the average type class so i am worried about my level position.
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This Friday, i finally got back my report book.
i got to admit i am both impressed and happy that i got that kind of good marks.
But i will keep it as secret for now....
As i can use my results to exchange for your results, so i can know each other mark!!!
Friday, May 25, 2007
Sport carnival 2007- floorball 1st.
That day was a tired and fun day(the first 2 hour as i am having the floorball final)
The semi final- 2-0
Final- 2-0
i finally won the gold medal!
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Joke time,: a good horse
there is one student who wrote a wrong word in a sentence and his teacher scolded him.
S= student, T= teacher
S: what do u want from me?!, even a good horse were also fall down before....
T: what u said is not wrong but when a human use a whip and whip that kind of horse, the horse will pay attention and will never make the same mistake again.
S: BUT sometime , that kind of horse will kick that man who whip it in the nose!!!
The semi final- 2-0
Final- 2-0
i finally won the gold medal!
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Joke time,: a good horse
there is one student who wrote a wrong word in a sentence and his teacher scolded him.
S= student, T= teacher
S: what do u want from me?!, even a good horse were also fall down before....
T: what u said is not wrong but when a human use a whip and whip that kind of horse, the horse will pay attention and will never make the same mistake again.
S: BUT sometime , that kind of horse will kick that man who whip it in the nose!!!
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Stupid ming YOUTH part 3
7 years old stupid ming found out that his father has a big batch of white hair so he asked,
"why did u have white hair???"
"my son so playful and naughter so my hair got more and more of white hair."
Stupid ming thought for a short moments and spoke," i think grandpa's son is also so naughter and playful so he got lot of white hair!"
"why did u have white hair???"
"my son so playful and naughter so my hair got more and more of white hair."
Stupid ming thought for a short moments and spoke," i think grandpa's son is also so naughter and playful so he got lot of white hair!"
Stupid ming YOUTH part 2
I join the inter-house-floorball.
And the results is :
( note* the results on the left is my team score)
first match against red house
second match against blue house
last match against green house
5:0- we won. i score 2 goal while another good player score 3.
1:1-A draw.my team score the goal in the last 20 sec before the game end
3 or 2 ( i forgot):1-we won. won by luck, the other team was skillful.
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Time for joke.
Ming's father just teached ming the word 'sky'
He wanted to test if ming remeber so he asked some question.
F= father, M=ming
F: what is on top of your head?
M: hair
F: what is on top of your hair?
M: rooftop
F: what is on top of it?
M: tiles( thing use to make roof top)
His father got very angry and barked
"stupid!!! u better look clearly what other thing is on top of the tiles?"
M: still got.......got birds flying....
F: U......u...u........
And the results is :
( note* the results on the left is my team score)
first match against red house
second match against blue house
last match against green house
5:0- we won. i score 2 goal while another good player score 3.
1:1-A draw.my team score the goal in the last 20 sec before the game end
3 or 2 ( i forgot):1-we won. won by luck, the other team was skillful.
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Time for joke.
Ming's father just teached ming the word 'sky'
He wanted to test if ming remeber so he asked some question.
F= father, M=ming
F: what is on top of your head?
M: hair
F: what is on top of your hair?
M: rooftop
F: what is on top of it?
M: tiles( thing use to make roof top)
His father got very angry and barked
"stupid!!! u better look clearly what other thing is on top of the tiles?"
M: still got.......got birds flying....
F: U......u...u........
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
stupid ming YOUTH
teacher: ming, C-A-t is what word?
Ming: i don't know.
teacher: what does your mum use to caught mouse?
Ming: mouse traps
teacher: no! no! , which animal love to drink milk?
ming: A baby
teacher: u are so stupid, what thing snatch your sister's face?
ming: my fingernail.
Teacher: Don't test my Patience! see the courtyard and tell me what aniaml did u see!
ming: small cat
*( note CAT is cat in english not small cat)
teacher: u.........u......u...
* this is taken from a book
Ming: i don't know.
teacher: what does your mum use to caught mouse?
Ming: mouse traps
teacher: no! no! , which animal love to drink milk?
ming: A baby
teacher: u are so stupid, what thing snatch your sister's face?
ming: my fingernail.
Teacher: Don't test my Patience! see the courtyard and tell me what aniaml did u see!
ming: small cat
*( note CAT is cat in english not small cat)
teacher: u.........u......u...
* this is taken from a book
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