Two robber were thinking of robbing a rich family.
One day they managed to get hold of the rich family's key.
They waited for everyone to go away from the house.
Soon, the house empty.
The two robber moved to the big gate of the house.
The leader of the robber spoke,
" Give me the keys"
the other robber heard, " give me the "kiss" "
"kiss?" replied the robber.
"yes the keys, faster."
"really???"
"yes! you stupid guy!"
"okay" replied the robber
The robber give the leader a kiss....
" what is that for!!! @#!$%!!!" roared the leader
the leader give him a slap.
"Now be serious!!! give me the keys" shouted the leader
Once again he heard "kiss"
"kiss???" he asked
" yes!!! @#!$%!!!" barked the leader
Again, the robber kiss the leader.
" what do u think u are doing!!! i said give me the keys!!! @#!$% !!!!" roared the leader
After he spoke, he beat the robber
The robber said," but u said give me the kiss...why did u beat me???"
"U !!!! @#!$% !!!!, i said keys!"
the robber finally know what he mean give him the keys.
BUT at that moment, a police was moving around here and saw them ,
he barked ," what do u think u are doing !!! stop it right there!"
The two robber was caught.
The leader then whispered to himslef ," it is all that !!! @#!% !!!! fault."
