It was one fine day in jan 2 2007. All k2 students went to their own pri school. One IQ low student, name ming but was nicknamed stupid ming, went to xxx pri school.
The first lesson was math lesson. The math teacher wanted to know the student' math standrad so she wrote on the whiteboard some question from 1 + 1 to 1 + 7?"
Stupid ming rise up his hand eagerly. The teacher told him to answer. BUT he spoke....
" I do not know the answer now but i will go home and find out."
The teacher said okay
Soon he reached home. First he went to his father and asked" what is 1 + 1=?"
His father was reading the newpaper and shouted
"Shut up! I am reading my newpaper!"
Stupid ming thinking it was the correct answer record it down.
Then he went to asked his mother, " what is 1+2= ?"
His mother was singing and sing out,
" 我最爱你!" /" i love u very much!"
Once again, he thought it was the " correct" answer and record it down
Then he went to his elder brother and asked," what is 1+3= ?
His brother was reading a comic and happily shouted out,
"Superman superman Go! go! "
Once and once again, he thought it was the "correct" answer and record it down.
He went to his cousin who is in the toliet "doing big businese" and asked," what is 1+4=?"
His cousin was singing and sing out,
" in the toliet in the toliet"
Once and once and once again, he thought it was the "correct" answer and record it down.
He went to his grandfather who was watching the horse race and asked," what is 1+5=?"
His grandfather bet on the winning horse and he shouted out,
" Hooary hooary!"
Once and once and once and once again, he thought it was the "correct" answer and record down
He went to his grandmother who is on the new massage chair and asked" what is 1+6=?
His grandmother was enjoying herself and spoke,
"waa so NICE, I like it!"
Once and once and once and once and once again, he thought it was the "correct" answer and he... u know what...
He went to his aunt who is a little "crazy" was praying, and asked,' what is 1+7=?"
His aunt was praying and spoke out,
"你再打我，我就打死你!" / "if u beat me i will beat u until u die!"
Once and once and once and once and once and once again, he thought....u know what and do u know what.....
Okay, he thought all was the "correct" answer and memories all of them....
Soon it was in the morning.....
Soon Stupid ming was in the classroom....
The teacher once again asked," what is 1+1?"
Once again, Stupid ming raised his hand eagerly. The teacher asked him to answer.
Remember what happened yesterday, stupid ming shouted,
"Shut up! I am reading my newspaper !"
The teacher was surprised and scolding him,
" Where is your manner?"
Stupid ming shouted," 我最爱你!" / " i love u very much!"
"Ming, I am going to bring u to the principal office!"
Stupid ming happily spoke," Superman superman! Go! go!"
Soon they reached the office...
The principal asked," Where do u live ?"
"In the toliet, in the toliet" came the replied
" I am going to Cane u!" Roar the principal
"Hooary ! Hooary! Hooary!" Stupid ming shouted
The teacher cane him but unexpectedly...
" Waa so NICE , I like it!"
The teacher raised the cane and wanted to cane him when he spoke,
" 你再打我，我就打死你!" / " if u beat me, i will beat u until u die!"
The principal was so angry that he call the Securityguard to kick the Stupid ming out of the school!!!
