This happened in China....
The swordman met at a inn.
ALL of them boasted to be the best swordman in China.
Let call them A, b and c swordman
A swordman said: I am best in the whole China....
as he spoke one housefly flew pass.
He saw it and immediately he took he sword and cut the flying housefly into two, and the two housefly body drop onto the table. Everyone looked closely on the table with the body.
"wow!" said one of the crowd.
"u are worthy to be the best swordman of China." said another.
A swordman said " thank you thank you, all of u are so kind, that was nothing."
B swordman barked " i agree that was Nothing to be boasted!!!"
"what skill do u have?' asked one
" Show us what u can do before u boasted." said another
Just then another housefly flew pass
Immediatly, B swordman took his sword and slice the flying housefly into four, and the four body of the houselfy drop onto the table.Everyone looked closly on the table.
"WOW!" shouted one
"U are worthy being the best swordman in China."
B swordman spoke,"that was nothing."
C swordman snapped," yea, that was nothing to be proud of"
"prove to us" said one
"don't be so proud" said another.
Just then another poor little housefly flew pass.
Immediatley, C swordman took his sword and slice it.
But the housefly flew pass him unhurt???
"See he is nothing to be proud of" said one
"no skill but still boasted" said another
C swordman then roared," even thought it was unhurt outside, it was hurt inside!"
"where???" asked one
Being nevrous, C swordman shouted" the housefly was a female..."
"so what with a female housefly???"
C swordman shouted," i slice it and it is now no longer able to reproduce!!!!"
