teacher: ming, C-A-t is what word?
Ming: i don't know.
teacher: what does your mum use to caught mouse?
Ming: mouse traps
teacher: no! no! , which animal love to drink milk?
ming: A baby
teacher: u are so stupid, what thing snatch your sister's face?
ming: my fingernail.
Teacher: Don't test my Patience! see the courtyard and tell me what aniaml did u see!
ming: small cat
*( note CAT is cat in english not small cat)
teacher: u.........u......u...
* this is taken from a book