Stupid Ming YOUTH part 15

One very FINE day....

Stupid ming run infront of a stranger and asked,

" Uncle , may i ask if u lose a 100 dollar note???"

" Yeah ! yeah! i lose it, i was looking it! U found it? give me ! give me !"

" urm...no, i was just doing a survey to see in 1 week, how many people lose a 100 dollar not. Let me see, oh, u are the 700 people that lose a 100 dollar note this week!, i finally found out that in average, 100 people lose at least a 100 dollar note in one day. Now i know that, i will wait here everyday, and wait for the notes to dropped and i will picked it up and i will be a millionaire in 100 days( 100 people x 100 dollar= 10000, 10000 x 100= 1,000,000), YEAH!"

Stupid Ming YOUTH part 14

" doctor pls come to my house." stupid ming called by phone.

"who is sick in your house?" asked the doctor kindly.

" except for me, all the rest of my family is sick. I was playful and to puished me,they won't let me eat the special kind of mushroom gathered at the forest yesterday."