Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The loss trade

B robot = a robot invented by human
J = jack, a young boy on a mission
k = karen, a young girl on a mission
JM = jungle man , a old man who live at m and b planet


N: Ten thousand years from now, technology has improved a lot. The Earth was unified by someone. People had also become ambition and they decided to take over the whole Galaxy. Young people aged 20 were sent for mission, to find new planets. Karen and Jack were sent for the mission

B robot: Oh no! Engine had lost control! We are crashing! (Keep pressing a button but did not work)

J: (come out of his room) what the heaven is happening?

K: Engine down! The ship is crashing!

B robot: prepared your vacuums suits! We must jump now!

J: (pulling the robot) stop talking! We must jump down now!

N: they jumped in time and landed in a tree
J: are all of you all right?

K: (using her hand touching her head) yeah, I am all right

B robot: I think I am all right

N: But all of them did not know the robot had been infected with virus. Just then the jungle man came.

JM: Who are you? Why are you here?

J: hey do you think me the rank of elite soldier will want….want to be in this dirty and scary place!

B robot: Yeah I agree, it is so scary, I want to go home!!!

N: the robot suddenly speaks nonsense because of virus.

B robot: what is 1 + 1???

JM: I know, I know, it is 2, it is 2

B robot: haha you are so stupid! It is 3

N: jack hit the robot head

K: I am sorry; we are stuck here as our ship crashed

B robot: Where am I???

JM: you are in the t……..

B robot: (cutting in) I know I am in the toilets, in the toilets.

K: do you have a place that we can stay for a few days?

JM: yes but it is for three people only

B robot: (suddenly all right) no problem (with a evil smile)

N: the jungle man led the way

B robot: one person had to sleep outside! Haha1!

J: don’t be too happy yet, according to our voting, you are the one sleeping outside.

B robot: no! (Kneeling down with hand on head)

K: I am hungry. Is there anything to eat?

JM: I think we have to eat plants and fruits only

J: why??? Meat is needed for energy and …. And

B robot: I need my GOLDEN banana oil for fuel

JM: this place has a Monkey King. He ordered no one to eat any animal or his banana or else face the music of death

B robot: No worries, it is just a tiny small little monkey

JM: the Monkey King is very well known for his combat skill, his ability to speak human language and had an army of ten over thousand battle monkey.

J: have skill? Speak? Had army of monkey??? So ridiculous

K: I think we and reach a planets named M and B land, Monkey and banana land

JM: you are right

B robot: that means that means no GOLDEN banana oil, no fuel, and no!!!!

N: all of them rested for the night. And soon woke up.

J: Oi, bub the robot, where is my gun???

N: there is no reply. Jack search for him and found a note written ‘Sorry, I took your gun. But I have no choice as I need GOLDEN banana oil for fuel. I have almost run out of it. I had gone further into the jungle for banana. Wait for my return, I will be BACK!’

J: what a stupid robot! He still claim have a IQ of 199.

JM: we need to find him first before the battle monkey

K: let go

N: after a few hours, they found a robot from a distance. He near a monkey beside a banana tree.

J: we found a robot but I think he is already in hot soup

K: who is the monkey beside bub the robot, he worn a crown

JM: OMG, oh my god, it the mighty Monkey King. He is in boiling oily hot soup.

B robot: surrender the banana tree or I will fire

N: the Monkey King shakes his head. Looked like it is saying you are going down. They started fight and was hit badly.

B robot: I am sorry

MK: ( take a banana) if you want the banana, let trade

B robot: okay what does u want???

MK: I want your gun

B robot: what! No Way! It is day light robbery. According to math I lost more than one thousand dollar per gun trade

MK: (moved his fist) you want to continue our business here

B robot: okay, okay. I had enough of the beating. I agree

N: just then, Karen’s mini computer came back to live. The caption said “how are your? Where are your?

K: we are on M and B land. The robot had started trading with them a gun for a banana

N: “what” the captain shouted, he continued “Although it is a loss but as least we do not need to fight a war. Oh, a rescue team is coming soon.

J: yes we are going to be safe!

N: the rescue team reached

K: goodbye

J: I will miss you

JM: Bye

N: they reached Earth. The president personally presents an award to jack, Karen and the robot. Actually, the president was worried as M and B land may attack them and cause a lot suffering. Bub the robot becomes famous since then as he had solved the problem. It is a blessing in disguise