Stupid Ming part 6

Another 22 years had pass....

Stupid ming is now 121 years old!!!!!--WOW! good to be foolish perhaps because u can live to so long.

Stupid ming was walking in alley when a robber put a knife on his neck.

Stupid ming said," if let me live, i help u know your fate...."

Robber said ," ok, start now."

Stupid ming help him see his fortune by reading his palm.
After a while, stupid ming said sadly,

"your fate is so sad...u will be a gorilla in your next live...."

the robber was so sad he ran away without hurting ming.


A few days later....

Stupid ming went to the forest and came face in face with a big gorilla

Stupid ming is so afraid and shouted," if u let me live, i help u know you fate!"

The gorilla seem to understand and allow him read his palm.
After a while, stupid ming said sadly,

"Your fate is so sad and terrible.... you will be a human in your next life....."

The gorilla let ming go and even led his out of the forest.

people who know what happened to ming all come and said,

"u are so good lucky"

Ming snapped," i learned that under different situation i should said different things.'

Stupid ming YOUTH part 7: patience

Stupid ming is now 24 years old.

Stupid ming went to a company to work.

One day, the boss fired a lot of worker included Ming.

The boss spoke to the batch of fired worker,

"i heard you all wanted to spit saliva on to my grave when i die?"

Ming without thinking barked out,

"boss pls do not worry, i have no patience to wait for my turn to spit saliva!"

Note: " wait for my turn" mean all the fired worker will go to his grave and spit so he said he had no patience

stupid pair of thief

One thief master scold his disciple but as he is stealing , he put his voice down.

"U stupid! i spent 2 hour here opened 10 safety deposit box and all is empty.
U........U..... now then tell me this is a shop that sell safety deposit box!!!!, go back u see how i punished u!"