Stupid ming YOUTH part 3

7 years old stupid ming found out that his father has a big batch of white hair so he asked,
"why did u have white hair???"

"my son so playful and naughter so my hair got more and more of white hair."

Stupid ming thought for a short moments and spoke," i think grandpa's son is also so naughter and playful so he got lot of white hair!"

Stupid ming YOUTH part 2

I join the inter-house-floorball.
And the results is :
( note* the results on the left is my team score)
first match against red house
second match against blue house
last match against green house

5:0- we won. i score 2 goal while another good player score 3.
1:1-A draw.my team score the goal in the last 20 sec before the game end
3 or 2 ( i forgot):1-we won. won by luck, the other team was skillful.

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Time for joke.

Ming's father just teached ming the word 'sky'
He wanted to test if ming remeber so he asked some question.

F= father, M=ming


F: what is on top of your head?

M: hair

F: what is on top of your hair?

M: rooftop

F: what is on top of it?

M: tiles( thing use to make roof top)

His father got very angry and barked

"stupid!!! u better look clearly what other thing is on top of the tiles?"

M: still got.......got birds flying....

F: U......u...u........