Stupid Ming part 3

pls read " the boy who was kick out of school after two days" and " stupid ming part 2"

33 years pass....

stupid ming is now 55 years old
after so many years his talking illness is not 100% cure so he too have problem speaking...

One day, he went to a shopping mall to shop.
First he went to a cooking equipment stall. he wanted to buy a frying pan
and shouted," i want a pants( trousers) , i want a pants"

The shop assistant think fot a while and said ," u want a pan!"

"right!" snapped ming

the shop assistant took a shiny frying pan and let ming see.
ming buy it and walked out of the shop.

stupid ming and a pet dog at home. he decided to but a bun.
he walked into a bread shop and barked,"i want a butt, i want a butt!"

everyone inside was shocked and feeling ??????
the shop assistant think for 5 min before saying," i know, u want a bun!"

"right" snapped ming

the shop assistant took a big bun and let him see. ming buy it and walked away.
suddenly , ming think that he lack of clock.So he walked into a clock shop and barked," i want a cork , i want a cork!!!"

"what???"asked the person in charge.

" Cork!!!!"ming snapped

the person think for 10 min and hand ming a small colourful clock.
ming buy it and went home.

he was on his way home when a old lady stopped him and asked
," may i know the time now???"

Ming said," ok, pls hold my pants( pan) and butt( bun) while i take my cork(clock) out."

" lecher !!!@#$!%" shouted the old lady. she then slapped stupid ming two time and ran away.

" what did i do wrong???"ming asked

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