Thursday, May 3, 2007

Stupid Ming Part 2

Pls read " the boy who was kick out of school after two days" post as this is the continued story.

About 15 years later....

Stupid ming was 23 years old.

One day, he found out he got a illness that make he unable to speak.

After 2 year of treatment, he was 50% heal. He could only speak like,"you...you..you".speaking the same word over and over again for at least 2 times.

One day, stupid ming was feeling boring. he walked out of the hospital.

He went to a flashlight to buy a flashlight.

But stupid ming know flashlight as torchlight.

He spoke to the boss(a women)," i want tor...tor...torc..torch"

But due to speaking problem, the lady heard "i want to touch"(he want to speak torch)

Immediately she slapped stupid ming.stupid ming ran out.

Soon he was hungry.he booked a table at a hotel.

Soon he reached that hotel.

He spoke to a waitress but she does not understand.

so stupid ming said ," i want to see your man....man...man"( he want to speak manager)

The lady thought that he was finding his boyfriend. She called him here.

The man spoke ," you want to see me?!?!"

Stupid ming said," i bo...boo..."( wanted to said booked)

but was heard as box, mean punch

The man said ," what u want to box!!!No respect for me"
he then give him a big punch, saying," here is yr punch!!"

Stupid ming was afraid and ran away.

He hungry as he did not eat breakfast and lunch.

He walked and walked and walked to greylang in mistake.

he saw a chicken rice stall.

he ordered a plate of chicken.

Beside the stall was a brothel.

Stupid ming waited and shouted," i want chicken! i want chicken!"

Last time, chicken mean" woman in brothel"

the boss of the brothel heard ming and bring out a woman.

Stupid ming was very hungry and shouted,' i want chicken i want chicken!!,more chicken!!"

Stupid ming kept on shouting until the whole of the woman was brought out of the brothel by the boss.

The boss got angry and took out the bill.

He went to ming, and spoke," do u know how much is it???"

stupid ming took out the menu from the table and spoke," it is 2.50 dollar."

the boss got so angry and shouted,"it cost 7777!"

" why so expensive???" asked ming

" u see there , there are 50 woman there@!#$%!"

"i did not ordered" said ming

" wasted my time U !@#$%!" barked the boss and beaten ming up.

" what wrong did i do???" asked ming

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