The potato man .....

long long ago there was three mischievous boy.
One day, one of them suggested ,"let us go and steal Mr bone farmer's vegetable, it was said that his vegetable was big and round, good for a meal!"
They sneaked into his farm land.
They started pulling vegetable out.
The farmer said it and yelled," what the hell are u doing in my farm land!!!"
The three boy panic and ran into a out house nearby and hid into three empty sack nearby.

The farmer soon reached the old house and saw the three usual big sacks.
He walked toward there and used his a brown, old and long wooden stick to poke the first sack.
Here came the repiled:
"Woof! woof woof!!!"

"oh it is a dog" the farmer muttered to himself

Once again, he used his long wooden stick and poke on the second sack.
Here cam the replied:
" Meow! meow meow!"

"oh it is a cat" the farmer muttered to himself once again.

Finally he used his long wooden stick and poke on the last sack.
Runing out of idea the last boy have a idea when he saw a potato beside and spoke

" Potato! potato potato!"

"trying to fool me, i am not a three year old kid!" roared the farmer

immediately, he turned the sack upside down and the" potato man" was caught!

WHO do u think is more foolish???

The six cunning scientist and six poor doctor

here is a funny joke that happened many years ago

six scientists and six doctor will invite to Amercian for a nation meeting.
The six scientists met the six doctor in the train for tthe meeting.
suddenly, the six scientists spoke to the doctor
" Do you believe that the six of us can use only one ticket for this trip?"
" we do not believe, what u said is imposible!" came the replied.
' Just wait and see ,doctors"
" bong bong bong" came a sound, it was the walking sound of the ticket collecter.
The six scientists went into a toilets together and make sound like one person is having stomachache
" knock knock" the ticket collector knock on the toliets door.
one scientists pulled out a ticket with his hand shaking
the ticket collector really thought there were one person only in the toliet.
the six doctor saw what happened and talk among themselves," let us follow the scientist method when we return from the meeting ....."

Soon, the meeting was over.
the six scientist and six doctor met again on the train back.
they talk again.
" scientists, we now only one ticket for six people."
" Doctor, you are all so stupid, we only need 0 ticket for this trip"
" What!" came back the replied
"bong bong bong!"came a sound, it was the walking sound of the ticket collector
both group of scientist and doctor went into 2 toliets, each with six people.
both started making stomachache sound.
one scientist quickly went out of his toliet and knock on the toliet door with the doctor
the doctor were tricked and pulled out the ticket.
the scientist took the ticket and went back his toliets
the ticket collector knock onto the toliets door with scientist
they used their same method and tricked the ticket collector
this time the ticket collector knock onto the doctor toliet door.
the doctors felt surprised and opened the door. the ticket collector saw the six of them hiding inside and felt very angry.
He kicked them off board
poor thing for the doctor don't u think so
until now tthe doctors still do not know where did it go wrong....