News broadcast: ONE NEW ISLAND FOUND!!!,The whole island is full of over 70 years old people living in stone age lives ...
RICH Man= R, servant= S
R: WOW! these is a good chance for me to get fame by providing free Movie hee hee. My Loyal Servant, prepare one mini plane and equipment for movie.
S: Yes Sir, Right away sir.
30 min later...
R: we finally reach this island
S: What a nice island.
R: go and fine a big area, and set up the equipment. After finishing, go and give flyer.
S: Yes Sir, Right away Sir!
R: I wish to act as a kind charitable man but i wish to use not more than a budget of ONE...
S: ONE MILLION Dollar?
R: I may as well buy the entire block and rent it for free!!!!
S: ONE ,TEN Thousand note...perhaps...
R: GO and DREAM For It Then!!!
S: One Thousand dollar...
R: ONE DOLLAR!!!, U FOOL!!!
S: Perhaps u can write a note
" Those who want to watch the movie must be 80 years old"
R: GOOD IDEA!!!
2 HOURS Later...
MORE THAN TEN THOUSAND OLD PEOPLE CAME(ALL OVER 80 years old) Too over crowded that 90% must go back.
R: U FOOL, SEE What u must done! i made a very big loss. And there is still four days of free movie, i will go bankrupt...!@#$%^&*
S: Perhaps u can write...
" All over 90 years old...(And you know what he is going to write)"
R: MAGNIFICENT IDEA!!!
The first day...
OVER NINE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED PEOPLE CAME...(and you know what is next)
R: Oh my money$$$
S: perhaps you can write
"Those over 100 years old...( and you know what is next)"
R: WONDERFUL IDEA
The second day...
Over 9000 people came...(and you know what is next)
R: What have i do wrong?
S: perhaps you can write
" Those over 110 years old and must have parents accompanied...(NC 111)...???"
The third day...
Over 8000 people came(not included the parents)...(and u know what is next)
R: I must have been a idiot to have listen to you...
S: Perhaps...you...can...write...
" Those over 120 years old and must have both parent and Grandparent accompanied...(ANd know what)
The LAst day...
Over 7000 people came(not included the parents and Grandparent)...
R: Oh my...sob...sob...my asset is gone...gone...
S: Per..hap..y..o..u...can...w...r...i...t...e .......
"Those over 200 years old and must have parents,grandparent,great grand parent and great great grand parent accompained can come"
R: YOU DOG! U and YOUR STUPID IDEA!!!#$T%&$&@!%* WHY DIDN't u give me that suggestion the first day...sob...sob...sob...i will be a beggar here instead.....
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