This Monday, the lit teacher bark
" THERE WILL BE A TEST ON THIS WEDNESDAY!"
"huh..." came the replied
one day later...(Tuesday)
student talking in the class before lesson
A: u study already? i haven't , don't know which type...how to study
B: ya loh, the teacher too like to surprised us
A: will have heart attack...
B: we study loh if not have a 0 then ...
The next day...(Wednesday)
A walked into the classroom and saw....
more than 10 students reading the novel and notes...(the test is about the novel)
A: so stress...those crazy fellow still need to study, i so lousy, don't study later get last then no face
B: yah , let study together...
history lesson...
presentation happening, switch off the light...
A: what the...
B: what...
A: u see there, everyone notes hidden under the table!
B: SO Stress so stress
A few hours later....
lit lesson...
lit teacher: i am now going to conduct the test
Students: will it be diffcult...
lit teacher: today special, we have the test by testing everyone. i called your name you stand up and answer my question. total 15 question, so the whole class will have the same marks, fail together or pass together."u...u...u...answer my question"
"i don't know"
"urm...is the who bully the who..."
"story got these people mah..."
"huh? what u talking about..."
"like this mean like this loh"
"what happened next?"ask the teacher
"the future is your fate, cannot predict"
i wanted to jump... so many wrong almost failing...
finally small ray of light shine...
some good student managed to get back some point so 6/13
last two question...
" it is because...."
"correct"
7/14
if the last one wrong , 7 /15 fail!!!
oh my i thought , last question the person will be very stress.
as the teacher ask more and more diffcult question, even i who had prepared become nervous.
finally the teacher shout" kevin tan zhi yuan"
"why must i win the lottery???"
shaking with fear, i stand up.
one small mistake will cause me to become a enemy to the whole class...
sweat dripped onto my hand...
"what happened in the end? did anything change for simon?"
i was so lucky, i study that part
i spoke fluently...
good answer came the replied.
everyone clapped and cheer because if i fail to answer, everyone will have a whole lot of extra homework.
just then, a rival of my spoke to me
"not fair!"
"why?" i answer
"u correct everyone cheer, i correct only one or two cheer"
"too bad" i replied
actually, it make sense people cheer as i managed to "save' them from homework. athought without his correct point, we would have fail but man's mind is alway like this, the "hero" is the last most wonderful correct person.
to be continued
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Saturday, March 8, 2008
OLD People Island
News broadcast: ONE NEW ISLAND FOUND!!!,The whole island is full of over 70 years old people living in stone age lives ...
RICH Man= R, servant= S
R: WOW! these is a good chance for me to get fame by providing free Movie hee hee. My Loyal Servant, prepare one mini plane and equipment for movie.
S: Yes Sir, Right away sir.
30 min later...
R: we finally reach this island
S: What a nice island.
R: go and fine a big area, and set up the equipment. After finishing, go and give flyer.
S: Yes Sir, Right away Sir!
R: I wish to act as a kind charitable man but i wish to use not more than a budget of ONE...
S: ONE MILLION Dollar?
R: I may as well buy the entire block and rent it for free!!!!
S: ONE ,TEN Thousand note...perhaps...
R: GO and DREAM For It Then!!!
S: One Thousand dollar...
R: ONE DOLLAR!!!, U FOOL!!!
S: Perhaps u can write a note
" Those who want to watch the movie must be 80 years old"
R: GOOD IDEA!!!
2 HOURS Later...
MORE THAN TEN THOUSAND OLD PEOPLE CAME(ALL OVER 80 years old) Too over crowded that 90% must go back.
R: U FOOL, SEE What u must done! i made a very big loss. And there is still four days of free movie, i will go bankrupt...!@#$%^&*
S: Perhaps u can write...
" All over 90 years old...(And you know what he is going to write)"
R: MAGNIFICENT IDEA!!!
The first day...
OVER NINE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED PEOPLE CAME...(and you know what is next)
R: Oh my money$$$
S: perhaps you can write
"Those over 100 years old...( and you know what is next)"
R: WONDERFUL IDEA
The second day...
Over 9000 people came...(and you know what is next)
R: What have i do wrong?
S: perhaps you can write
" Those over 110 years old and must have parents accompanied...(NC 111)...???"
The third day...
Over 8000 people came(not included the parents)...(and u know what is next)
R: I must have been a idiot to have listen to you...
S: Perhaps...you...can...write...
" Those over 120 years old and must have both parent and Grandparent accompanied...(ANd know what)
The LAst day...
Over 7000 people came(not included the parents and Grandparent)...
R: Oh my...sob...sob...my asset is gone...gone...
S: Per..hap..y..o..u...can...w...r...i...t...e .......
"Those over 200 years old and must have parents,grandparent,great grand parent and great great grand parent accompained can come"
R: YOU DOG! U and YOUR STUPID IDEA!!!#$T%&$&@!%* WHY DIDN't u give me that suggestion the first day...sob...sob...sob...i will be a beggar here instead.....
RICH Man= R, servant= S
R: WOW! these is a good chance for me to get fame by providing free Movie hee hee. My Loyal Servant, prepare one mini plane and equipment for movie.
S: Yes Sir, Right away sir.
30 min later...
R: we finally reach this island
S: What a nice island.
R: go and fine a big area, and set up the equipment. After finishing, go and give flyer.
S: Yes Sir, Right away Sir!
R: I wish to act as a kind charitable man but i wish to use not more than a budget of ONE...
S: ONE MILLION Dollar?
R: I may as well buy the entire block and rent it for free!!!!
S: ONE ,TEN Thousand note...perhaps...
R: GO and DREAM For It Then!!!
S: One Thousand dollar...
R: ONE DOLLAR!!!, U FOOL!!!
S: Perhaps u can write a note
" Those who want to watch the movie must be 80 years old"
R: GOOD IDEA!!!
2 HOURS Later...
MORE THAN TEN THOUSAND OLD PEOPLE CAME(ALL OVER 80 years old) Too over crowded that 90% must go back.
R: U FOOL, SEE What u must done! i made a very big loss. And there is still four days of free movie, i will go bankrupt...!@#$%^&*
S: Perhaps u can write...
" All over 90 years old...(And you know what he is going to write)"
R: MAGNIFICENT IDEA!!!
The first day...
OVER NINE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED PEOPLE CAME...(and you know what is next)
R: Oh my money$$$
S: perhaps you can write
"Those over 100 years old...( and you know what is next)"
R: WONDERFUL IDEA
The second day...
Over 9000 people came...(and you know what is next)
R: What have i do wrong?
S: perhaps you can write
" Those over 110 years old and must have parents accompanied...(NC 111)...???"
The third day...
Over 8000 people came(not included the parents)...(and u know what is next)
R: I must have been a idiot to have listen to you...
S: Perhaps...you...can...write...
" Those over 120 years old and must have both parent and Grandparent accompanied...(ANd know what)
The LAst day...
Over 7000 people came(not included the parents and Grandparent)...
R: Oh my...sob...sob...my asset is gone...gone...
S: Per..hap..y..o..u...can...w...r...i...t...e .......
"Those over 200 years old and must have parents,grandparent,great grand parent and great great grand parent accompained can come"
R: YOU DOG! U and YOUR STUPID IDEA!!!#$T%&$&@!%* WHY DIDN't u give me that suggestion the first day...sob...sob...sob...i will be a beggar here instead.....
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