Stupid Ming YOUTH part 15

One very FINE day....

Stupid ming run infront of a stranger and asked,

" Uncle , may i ask if u lose a 100 dollar note???"

" Yeah ! yeah! i lose it, i was looking it! U found it? give me ! give me !"

" urm...no, i was just doing a survey to see in 1 week, how many people lose a 100 dollar not. Let me see, oh, u are the 700 people that lose a 100 dollar note this week!, i finally found out that in average, 100 people lose at least a 100 dollar note in one day. Now i know that, i will wait here everyday, and wait for the notes to dropped and i will picked it up and i will be a millionaire in 100 days( 100 people x 100 dollar= 10000, 10000 x 100= 1,000,000), YEAH!"

Stupid Ming YOUTH part 14

" doctor pls come to my house." stupid ming called by phone.

"who is sick in your house?" asked the doctor kindly.

" except for me, all the rest of my family is sick. I was playful and to puished me,they won't let me eat the special kind of mushroom gathered at the forest yesterday."

Stupid Ming YOUTH part 13

Ming: yesterday in my class,held a competition of " writing wrong words", AND i WON FIRST!!!

Father; where did u find so many wrong words?

Ming: From those letters u send me when u went overseas....

BUSY DAY

Yesterday was a very busy and happy day. At about 4pm the event started at the hub beside my school. It was The R-HARMONY DAY! A few hundrand people was at there either playing, eating or chatting. It was quite a funny day, at around 9.30pm, everything dropped price(discount) from 1 for 1.50 become 2 for 1.50 then 3 for 1 dollar. Others even drop into 1 for 50 cents. ONe EVEN DROPPED to FOC, FREE OF CHARGE......

Stupid Ming YOUTH part 12

Teacher: Ming, tell me the truth, Who helped you to do your homework?



Ming: I really don't know.



Teacher: tell me the truth and i will not punished you!

Ming: i really don't know....

Teacher: Honesty is the best.

Ming: Ok Ok....

Teacher: Tell me now!

Ming: i really don't know as i was asleep with my homework on the table, and both my parents, grandparent and great grandparent are there. HOW WOULD I KNOW WHICH OF THEM DO IT

Teacher: Your Parent.....or grandparent or....GREAT grandparent???....>>><<<

Ming: there is only 1/6 chance of getting right so why should i said. And u said honesty is the best WHAT IF I WRONG SOMEONE INNOCENT???!!!!#@$%%

Stupid Ming YOUTH 11

stupid ming was late for work one day....
HIs boss roared: WHY ARE U LATE???!!!

Ming: i dream of a football match.

Boss: HOW would that make u late??!!

Ming: Those two team did was on a par(draw), so it last for a very long time for the one team to win.

Boss: u.....!!!!#$#%$$^

Stupid Ming YOUTH 10

Stupid ming went for a learning course on teeth, and became a dentist.....

Stupid ming is now 31 years old......

Stupid ming love watching boxing. So he alway went to watch one.
One Very fine night, there was a boxing match. Ming went in and watch it.
"beep...beep" the match start....
There was two boxer, one with black pants and another with red pants. Suddenly, the black boxer hit the red boxer in the teeth and Ming Snapped,

" Way to go!!!! yeah!!!! Go GO GO !"

Without warning, The red boxer hit the black boxer in the teeth and once again Ming barked,

" Oh yeah man, that is right! Continue it man!"

Ming alway cheered when one boxer hit another in the teeth....
And this repeat for a few times......( red and black boxer hit each other in the teeth for many many ttimes...)

Once again, the black boxer hit the re boxer in the teeth. And Ming shouted,

"GO!!!!"

Another man asked," who do u support? why do u cheered when the black hit the red and when the red hit the black????"

Ming replied," i am a dentist."

NOTE: ming does not care who hit who but who hit the teeth!!! WHY? because he is a dentist...
If the boxer broke his teeth, he got work and money...!!!!