News broadcast: ONE NEW ISLAND FOUND!!!,The whole island is full of over 70 years old people living in stone age lives ...
RICH Man= R, servant= S
R: WOW! these is a good chance for me to get fame by providing free Movie hee hee. My Loyal Servant, prepare one mini plane and equipment for movie.
S: Yes Sir, Right away sir.
30 min later...
R: we finally reach this island
S: What a nice island.
R: go and fine a big area, and set up the equipment. After finishing, go and give flyer.
S: Yes Sir, Right away Sir!
R: I wish to act as a kind charitable man but i wish to use not more than a budget of ONE...
S: ONE MILLION Dollar?
R: I may as well buy the entire block and rent it for free!!!!
S: ONE ,TEN Thousand note...perhaps...
R: GO and DREAM For It Then!!!
S: One Thousand dollar...
R: ONE DOLLAR!!!, U FOOL!!!
S: Perhaps u can write a note
" Those who want to watch the movie must be 80 years old"
R: GOOD IDEA!!!
2 HOURS Later...
MORE THAN TEN THOUSAND OLD PEOPLE CAME(ALL OVER 80 years old) Too over crowded that 90% must go back.
R: U FOOL, SEE What u must done! i made a very big loss. And there is still four days of free movie, i will go bankrupt...!@#$%^&*
S: Perhaps u can write...
" All over 90 years old...(And you know what he is going to write)"
R: MAGNIFICENT IDEA!!!
The first day...
OVER NINE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED PEOPLE CAME...(and you know what is next)
R: Oh my money$$$
S: perhaps you can write
"Those over 100 years old...( and you know what is next)"
R: WONDERFUL IDEA
The second day...
Over 9000 people came...(and you know what is next)
R: What have i do wrong?
S: perhaps you can write
" Those over 110 years old and must have parents accompanied...(NC 111)...???"
The third day...
Over 8000 people came(not included the parents)...(and u know what is next)
R: I must have been a idiot to have listen to you...
S: Perhaps...you...can...write...
" Those over 120 years old and must have both parent and Grandparent accompanied...(ANd know what)
The LAst day...
Over 7000 people came(not included the parents and Grandparent)...
R: Oh my...sob...sob...my asset is gone...gone...
S: Per..hap..y..o..u...can...w...r...i...t...e .......
"Those over 200 years old and must have parents,grandparent,great grand parent and great great grand parent accompained can come"
R: YOU DOG! U and YOUR STUPID IDEA!!!#$T%&$&@!%* WHY DIDN't u give me that suggestion the first day...sob...sob...sob...i will be a beggar here instead.....
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Unusual
Read the following paragraph. There is something unusal about it. Can you tell me what is so unusual about it?
This is an unusal paragraph. I's curious how quickly you can find out what is so nusal about it. It look so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! it is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But is you work at it a bit, you might find out!Try to do so without coaching! You probably won't, at first, find anytthing particularly odd or unusual or in any way dissimilar to any ordinary composition. That is not at all surprising, for it is no strain to accomplish in so short a paragraph a stunt similar to that which an author did throughout all of his book, without spoiling a good writing job, and it was no small book at that .By studying this paragrph assiduously, you will shortly, i trust, know what is its distinguishing oddity. upon locating that "mark of distinction," You will probably doubt my story of this author and his book of similar unusuality throughtout. it is commonly known among book-conscious folk and a proof of it is still arounf. If you must know, this sort of writing is known as a lipogram, but don't look up that words in any dicttionary until you find out what this all about.
Don't ask me the answer, i was given this ??? question by an english teacher. But you may tried and tell me. i will check with my teacher.
This is an unusal paragraph. I's curious how quickly you can find out what is so nusal about it. It look so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! it is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But is you work at it a bit, you might find out!Try to do so without coaching! You probably won't, at first, find anytthing particularly odd or unusual or in any way dissimilar to any ordinary composition. That is not at all surprising, for it is no strain to accomplish in so short a paragraph a stunt similar to that which an author did throughout all of his book, without spoiling a good writing job, and it was no small book at that .By studying this paragrph assiduously, you will shortly, i trust, know what is its distinguishing oddity. upon locating that "mark of distinction," You will probably doubt my story of this author and his book of similar unusuality throughtout. it is commonly known among book-conscious folk and a proof of it is still arounf. If you must know, this sort of writing is known as a lipogram, but don't look up that words in any dicttionary until you find out what this all about.
Don't ask me the answer, i was given this ??? question by an english teacher. But you may tried and tell me. i will check with my teacher.
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Stupid MIng YOUTH part 16
Ming: my eng teacher really have no standard.
tom: why do u said that, do u have proof?
Ming: other people's compo on the newspaper, she also put a zero mark!
tom: oh my god!
ming: it is real!, u see my compo book, the story is from the newpaper, she give me a zero mark!
tom: why do u said that, do u have proof?
Ming: other people's compo on the newspaper, she also put a zero mark!
tom: oh my god!
ming: it is real!, u see my compo book, the story is from the newpaper, she give me a zero mark!
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Stupid Ming YOUTH part 15
One very FINE day....
Stupid ming run infront of a stranger and asked,
" Uncle , may i ask if u lose a 100 dollar note???"
" Yeah ! yeah! i lose it, i was looking it! U found it? give me ! give me !"
" urm...no, i was just doing a survey to see in 1 week, how many people lose a 100 dollar not. Let me see, oh, u are the 700 people that lose a 100 dollar note this week!, i finally found out that in average, 100 people lose at least a 100 dollar note in one day. Now i know that, i will wait here everyday, and wait for the notes to dropped and i will picked it up and i will be a millionaire in 100 days( 100 people x 100 dollar= 10000, 10000 x 100= 1,000,000), YEAH!"
Stupid ming run infront of a stranger and asked,
" Uncle , may i ask if u lose a 100 dollar note???"
" Yeah ! yeah! i lose it, i was looking it! U found it? give me ! give me !"
" urm...no, i was just doing a survey to see in 1 week, how many people lose a 100 dollar not. Let me see, oh, u are the 700 people that lose a 100 dollar note this week!, i finally found out that in average, 100 people lose at least a 100 dollar note in one day. Now i know that, i will wait here everyday, and wait for the notes to dropped and i will picked it up and i will be a millionaire in 100 days( 100 people x 100 dollar= 10000, 10000 x 100= 1,000,000), YEAH!"
Stupid Ming YOUTH part 14
" doctor pls come to my house." stupid ming called by phone.
"who is sick in your house?" asked the doctor kindly.
" except for me, all the rest of my family is sick. I was playful and to puished me,they won't let me eat the special kind of mushroom gathered at the forest yesterday."
"who is sick in your house?" asked the doctor kindly.
" except for me, all the rest of my family is sick. I was playful and to puished me,they won't let me eat the special kind of mushroom gathered at the forest yesterday."
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Stupid Ming YOUTH part 13
Ming: yesterday in my class,held a competition of " writing wrong words", AND i WON FIRST!!!
Father; where did u find so many wrong words?
Ming: From those letters u send me when u went overseas....
Father; where did u find so many wrong words?
Ming: From those letters u send me when u went overseas....
Saturday, July 21, 2007
BUSY DAY
Yesterday was a very busy and happy day. At about 4pm the event started at the hub beside my school. It was The R-HARMONY DAY! A few hundrand people was at there either playing, eating or chatting. It was quite a funny day, at around 9.30pm, everything dropped price(discount) from 1 for 1.50 become 2 for 1.50 then 3 for 1 dollar. Others even drop into 1 for 50 cents. ONe EVEN DROPPED to FOC, FREE OF CHARGE......
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Stupid Ming YOUTH part 12
Teacher: Ming, tell me the truth, Who helped you to do your homework?
Ming: I really don't know.
Teacher: tell me the truth and i will not punished you!
Ming: i really don't know....
Teacher: Honesty is the best.
Ming: Ok Ok....
Teacher: Tell me now!
Ming: i really don't know as i was asleep with my homework on the table, and both my parents, grandparent and great grandparent are there. HOW WOULD I KNOW WHICH OF THEM DO IT
Teacher: Your Parent.....or grandparent or....GREAT grandparent???....>>><<<
Ming: there is only 1/6 chance of getting right so why should i said. And u said honesty is the best WHAT IF I WRONG SOMEONE INNOCENT???!!!!#@$%%
Ming: I really don't know.
Teacher: tell me the truth and i will not punished you!
Ming: i really don't know....
Teacher: Honesty is the best.
Ming: Ok Ok....
Teacher: Tell me now!
Ming: i really don't know as i was asleep with my homework on the table, and both my parents, grandparent and great grandparent are there. HOW WOULD I KNOW WHICH OF THEM DO IT
Teacher: Your Parent.....or grandparent or....GREAT grandparent???....>>><<<
Ming: there is only 1/6 chance of getting right so why should i said. And u said honesty is the best WHAT IF I WRONG SOMEONE INNOCENT???!!!!#@$%%
Monday, July 9, 2007
Stupid Ming YOUTH 11
stupid ming was late for work one day....
HIs boss roared: WHY ARE U LATE???!!!
Ming: i dream of a football match.
Boss: HOW would that make u late??!!
Ming: Those two team did was on a par(draw), so it last for a very long time for the one team to win.
Boss: u.....!!!!#$#%$$^
HIs boss roared: WHY ARE U LATE???!!!
Ming: i dream of a football match.
Boss: HOW would that make u late??!!
Ming: Those two team did was on a par(draw), so it last for a very long time for the one team to win.
Boss: u.....!!!!#$#%$$^
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Stupid Ming YOUTH 10
Stupid ming went for a learning course on teeth, and became a dentist.....
Stupid ming is now 31 years old......
Stupid ming love watching boxing. So he alway went to watch one.
One Very fine night, there was a boxing match. Ming went in and watch it.
"beep...beep" the match start....
There was two boxer, one with black pants and another with red pants. Suddenly, the black boxer hit the red boxer in the teeth and Ming Snapped,
" Way to go!!!! yeah!!!! Go GO GO !"
Without warning, The red boxer hit the black boxer in the teeth and once again Ming barked,
" Oh yeah man, that is right! Continue it man!"
Ming alway cheered when one boxer hit another in the teeth....
And this repeat for a few times......( red and black boxer hit each other in the teeth for many many ttimes...)
Once again, the black boxer hit the re boxer in the teeth. And Ming shouted,
"GO!!!!"
Another man asked," who do u support? why do u cheered when the black hit the red and when the red hit the black????"
Ming replied," i am a dentist."
NOTE: ming does not care who hit who but who hit the teeth!!! WHY? because he is a dentist...
If the boxer broke his teeth, he got work and money...!!!!
Stupid ming is now 31 years old......
Stupid ming love watching boxing. So he alway went to watch one.
One Very fine night, there was a boxing match. Ming went in and watch it.
"beep...beep" the match start....
There was two boxer, one with black pants and another with red pants. Suddenly, the black boxer hit the red boxer in the teeth and Ming Snapped,
" Way to go!!!! yeah!!!! Go GO GO !"
Without warning, The red boxer hit the black boxer in the teeth and once again Ming barked,
" Oh yeah man, that is right! Continue it man!"
Ming alway cheered when one boxer hit another in the teeth....
And this repeat for a few times......( red and black boxer hit each other in the teeth for many many ttimes...)
Once again, the black boxer hit the re boxer in the teeth. And Ming shouted,
"GO!!!!"
Another man asked," who do u support? why do u cheered when the black hit the red and when the red hit the black????"
Ming replied," i am a dentist."
NOTE: ming does not care who hit who but who hit the teeth!!! WHY? because he is a dentist...
If the boxer broke his teeth, he got work and money...!!!!
Saturday, June 30, 2007
A Funny Friday
This Friday, after my CCA, i went to Ang kang mall to eat my dinner.
I walked to the 5th floor, the food court there. I went and buy my food to eat.After i bought my food, i walked to a nearby table to eat. Out OF THE BLUE......i heard a loud noise of banging. I looked around and found out the 4th floor is having a renovation, u know that when they renovation, they use equipment to screw screwdriver into don't know where. I continued eating. Suddenly, i heard another banging sound which is louder and some people laughing. Once again i look around and found out that a teenager aged around 15 to 17 was use his leg and knocking against the floor. At first i wonder why he did such a ridiculous action and why did his friends laughed? Then i found out from their conversation that the person renovation is making too much noise for him and he want that person to test his own medicine. Whenever the screw driver sound came, he will use his leg and bang against the floor making the same amount of noise.
Don't u find it so ridiculous???....>>>!!!###
I walked to the 5th floor, the food court there. I went and buy my food to eat.After i bought my food, i walked to a nearby table to eat. Out OF THE BLUE......i heard a loud noise of banging. I looked around and found out the 4th floor is having a renovation, u know that when they renovation, they use equipment to screw screwdriver into don't know where. I continued eating. Suddenly, i heard another banging sound which is louder and some people laughing. Once again i look around and found out that a teenager aged around 15 to 17 was use his leg and knocking against the floor. At first i wonder why he did such a ridiculous action and why did his friends laughed? Then i found out from their conversation that the person renovation is making too much noise for him and he want that person to test his own medicine. Whenever the screw driver sound came, he will use his leg and bang against the floor making the same amount of noise.
Don't u find it so ridiculous???....>>>!!!###
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
My New class
As i got not bad result in my school, i have managed to applied for Higher Chinese(HCL)
.As a results i have to change my class to a new one, 1 humility. It was both a sad and happy news to me....
WHY?
First, i was happy to be able to learn HCL.
I was sad to leave my previous class as there are my good friends and many good classmate.
Now that i have to leave i have to start once again to make new friend.
.As a results i have to change my class to a new one, 1 humility. It was both a sad and happy news to me....
WHY?
First, i was happy to be able to learn HCL.
I was sad to leave my previous class as there are my good friends and many good classmate.
Now that i have to leave i have to start once again to make new friend.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
The End of the Holiday....
Next Monday is the End of the Holiday and it is the Start of the School Days.....
U know what?
Actually i always asked myself one question during all the holiday i experienced.
The Big Question
" It is the resting time or the Hardworking day???"
In simply it mean this holiday is suppose for us, students, teenager or children, to rest or u can said take a break BUT why is there Tons of homework which piles up as high as a mountain?
So What is this kind of holiday? Is it bad Or a Blessing in cover?
So what do u think?
The bright sight or dark sight?
The bright sight - learn something from homework , do not go to school.....???
DARK sight- homework as high as Mt Everest!!!!!
Ask u one question " Have you finished all your school, tuition, home WORK???"
TO tell the truth i am still fighting against the time now to finish my math project and Art work.
Those all my homework not done yet.
SO now the summary....
Your answer???
Holiday Fair or UNfair?
&
Holiday good or bad?
&
the most importion question
" Do u like the holiday???"
Anwer by tagging on the right hand side.
Thank you for reading.....................
U know what?
Actually i always asked myself one question during all the holiday i experienced.
The Big Question
" It is the resting time or the Hardworking day???"
In simply it mean this holiday is suppose for us, students, teenager or children, to rest or u can said take a break BUT why is there Tons of homework which piles up as high as a mountain?
So What is this kind of holiday? Is it bad Or a Blessing in cover?
So what do u think?
The bright sight or dark sight?
The bright sight - learn something from homework , do not go to school.....???
DARK sight- homework as high as Mt Everest!!!!!
Ask u one question " Have you finished all your school, tuition, home WORK???"
TO tell the truth i am still fighting against the time now to finish my math project and Art work.
Those all my homework not done yet.
SO now the summary....
Your answer???
Holiday Fair or UNfair?
&
Holiday good or bad?
&
the most importion question
" Do u like the holiday???"
Anwer by tagging on the right hand side.
Thank you for reading.....................
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Stupid ming YOUTH 9
stupid ming is now 28 years old.....
He went for a car driving test....
Soon it was after the test, Ming went back home.
M= ming , mo =mother.
M: i have finish the driving test.
mo: u become so skinny after the test. i go and cooked u some eggs.
M: No need . the examiner have gave me a big duck egg.
Note: duck egg mean u failed his test.
He went for a car driving test....
Soon it was after the test, Ming went back home.
M= ming , mo =mother.
M: i have finish the driving test.
mo: u become so skinny after the test. i go and cooked u some eggs.
M: No need . the examiner have gave me a big duck egg.
Note: duck egg mean u failed his test.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Stupid Ming YOUTH part 8
Stupid ming is now 26 years old.....
One day, Ming's friend, Tom went to find him.
Tom: Ming i tell u something, but u must help me keep it a secret.
Ming: No problem,i not only will help u keep it a secret, i will let everyone help u keep it a secret.
Tom: u........U.....
Note: 'let everybody help u keep it a secret "mean he would tell to everybody, as if he don't tell them, how would they know and keep it a secret.
One day, Ming's friend, Tom went to find him.
Tom: Ming i tell u something, but u must help me keep it a secret.
Ming: No problem,i not only will help u keep it a secret, i will let everyone help u keep it a secret.
Tom: u........U.....
Note: 'let everybody help u keep it a secret "mean he would tell to everybody, as if he don't tell them, how would they know and keep it a secret.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Stupid Ming part 6
Another 22 years had pass....
Stupid ming is now 121 years old!!!!!--WOW! good to be foolish perhaps because u can live to so long.
Stupid ming was walking in alley when a robber put a knife on his neck.
Stupid ming said," if let me live, i help u know your fate...."
Robber said ," ok, start now."
Stupid ming help him see his fortune by reading his palm.
After a while, stupid ming said sadly,
"your fate is so sad...u will be a gorilla in your next live...."
the robber was so sad he ran away without hurting ming.
A few days later....
Stupid ming went to the forest and came face in face with a big gorilla
Stupid ming is so afraid and shouted," if u let me live, i help u know you fate!"
The gorilla seem to understand and allow him read his palm.
After a while, stupid ming said sadly,
"Your fate is so sad and terrible.... you will be a human in your next life....."
The gorilla let ming go and even led his out of the forest.
people who know what happened to ming all come and said,
"u are so good lucky"
Ming snapped," i learned that under different situation i should said different things.'
Stupid ming is now 121 years old!!!!!--WOW! good to be foolish perhaps because u can live to so long.
Stupid ming was walking in alley when a robber put a knife on his neck.
Stupid ming said," if let me live, i help u know your fate...."
Robber said ," ok, start now."
Stupid ming help him see his fortune by reading his palm.
After a while, stupid ming said sadly,
"your fate is so sad...u will be a gorilla in your next live...."
the robber was so sad he ran away without hurting ming.
A few days later....
Stupid ming went to the forest and came face in face with a big gorilla
Stupid ming is so afraid and shouted," if u let me live, i help u know you fate!"
The gorilla seem to understand and allow him read his palm.
After a while, stupid ming said sadly,
"Your fate is so sad and terrible.... you will be a human in your next life....."
The gorilla let ming go and even led his out of the forest.
people who know what happened to ming all come and said,
"u are so good lucky"
Ming snapped," i learned that under different situation i should said different things.'
Stupid ming YOUTH part 7: patience
Stupid ming is now 24 years old.
Stupid ming went to a company to work.
One day, the boss fired a lot of worker included Ming.
The boss spoke to the batch of fired worker,
"i heard you all wanted to spit saliva on to my grave when i die?"
Ming without thinking barked out,
"boss pls do not worry, i have no patience to wait for my turn to spit saliva!"
Note: " wait for my turn" mean all the fired worker will go to his grave and spit so he said he had no patience
Stupid ming went to a company to work.
One day, the boss fired a lot of worker included Ming.
The boss spoke to the batch of fired worker,
"i heard you all wanted to spit saliva on to my grave when i die?"
Ming without thinking barked out,
"boss pls do not worry, i have no patience to wait for my turn to spit saliva!"
Note: " wait for my turn" mean all the fired worker will go to his grave and spit so he said he had no patience
stupid pair of thief
One thief master scold his disciple but as he is stealing , he put his voice down.
"U stupid! i spent 2 hour here opened 10 safety deposit box and all is empty.
U........U..... now then tell me this is a shop that sell safety deposit box!!!!, go back u see how i punished u!"
"U stupid! i spent 2 hour here opened 10 safety deposit box and all is empty.
U........U..... now then tell me this is a shop that sell safety deposit box!!!!, go back u see how i punished u!"
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Stupid ming YOUTH Part 6
Stupid min was 22 years old.
Stupid ming was arguing about whose father was the fastest with his friends,peter,tom
Peter: My father is the fastest.When the coffee cup is dropping from the table(1metre tall), he could catch the cup in the mid air without breaking it and put back the cup on the table.
Tom: that was nothing!,my father who is at 200m from a big tree, saw a small bird felling down, he could rush there in 1.5 sec and catch the felling bird.
Stupid ming: That was nothing man! ...........my father went to work at 5pm but he reached home at 4:30.
NOTE: the 4:30 is am which is the next morning
Stupid ming was arguing about whose father was the fastest with his friends,peter,tom
Peter: My father is the fastest.When the coffee cup is dropping from the table(1metre tall), he could catch the cup in the mid air without breaking it and put back the cup on the table.
Tom: that was nothing!,my father who is at 200m from a big tree, saw a small bird felling down, he could rush there in 1.5 sec and catch the felling bird.
Stupid ming: That was nothing man! ...........my father went to work at 5pm but he reached home at 4:30.
NOTE: the 4:30 is am which is the next morning
Stupid Ming YOUTH part 5
Stupid ming was 20 years old.
Stupid ming was travelling in a MRT to get to to Chinatown.The train was very crowded.
A pregnant Lady moved in the train but failed to find any seat.She saw ming and spoke
"don't u know i am pregnant?"(she is trying to ask ming to gave her the seat)
"That child is not MINE!!!This child is not mine!!!" said ming
"........................"
Stupid ming was travelling in a MRT to get to to Chinatown.The train was very crowded.
A pregnant Lady moved in the train but failed to find any seat.She saw ming and spoke
"don't u know i am pregnant?"(she is trying to ask ming to gave her the seat)
"That child is not MINE!!!This child is not mine!!!" said ming
"........................"
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